No, I don’t actually. Cos no one feckin’ reads this anyway.

Well, anyway I haven’t blogged in ages.. Long story, but basically i’ve no laptop to avail of, and I’m too lazy to use the family computer, but i thought I’d make a special effort today =)

It’s been kinda ironic cos for the past few weeks, I’ve been wanting to blog but, alas I couldn’t at all for a bit because I didn’t have any computer… But now nothing’s happening really and I have a computer and… well.. I don’t really have anything of partictular relevence to share with anyone. Except a smile. (I’m smiling now btw ^^,)

Oh! And advice:

• Try not opening up to drunk people at bus stops. They can get handsy.
• Don’t eat three packets of Wotsits in 10 minutes. They’re glorious but that much powdered cheese is just.. it’s just kinda upsetting tbh. :’(
• If you’re in Starbucks, check to see if they have no small cups… subtly! Don’t ask.. you fool. If they don’t, order a small, and they’ll be all, “Soz bbz don’t have small, here’s a medium though” for the price of a small like, it’s amazing.
• Don’t hug people at a bus stop. The bus driver will drive off on you, taking your heart with him.
• Never ever ever ever shave anything with just the refill of a razor.. It slipped and fell and there was blood everywhere and… ugh.
• Stop reading this. Go out and play.. Unless it’s really late, then i don’t think that would be wise.

I’ll shut up.

Love, love, loooove. <3

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